Perfectly Witty

Ask me anything

I like dead bodies, crime scenes and serial killers. I have an addiction to make-up and pretty things. Those things don't really go together at all. I'm also insanely obsessed with my pug. And I'm pretty positive I will marry Ryan Reynolds one day. ha

I post random things, whatever I feel is funny, sarcastic or just what I am feeling at the time. I occasionally live blog. And rant. And I am okay with that. If you don't like it. Don't Follow.

Weee Ryan Reynolds. I have a blog for that.

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Have I expressed how I am never anyone’s first choice?

Because that can’t be any more true right now.

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Theme: Cavalcade

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I was trying to watch the 20/20 Special on the Queen of England

and my fucking mom has to start ranting about how that will never happen to me. And she doesn’t understand why I take interest in England.

Get off my fucking dick lady, I just fucking like the British Monarchy. For Christ’s Sake!!! Leave me the fuck alone!

this bitch fucking watches NASCAR, and wants to talk to me about watching something more intelligent.

FUCK OFF!

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kattygirls:

Food On Your Dash :)

Food On Your Dash :)