Perfectly Witty
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I have an addiction to make-up and pretty things. I'm also insanely obsessed with my pug.

I post random things, whatever I feel is funny, sarcastic or just what I am feeling at the time. I occasionally live blog. And rant. And I am okay with that. If you don't like it. Don't Follow.

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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Because that’s just the kind of aunt I am. The best kind.

Bahaha. Gawd, I love my dog. She cracks me up. She’s trying to bit the water. #puggod #pugsofinstagram

Bahaha. Gawd, I love my dog. She cracks me up. She’s trying to bit the water. #puggod #pugsofinstagram

vanessamoschella:

IN TWO MINUTES IT’LL BE THE BIRTHDAY OF MY VERY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, perfectlywitty!!!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEST FRIEND. WHEN YOU’RE FINALLY 30, WE’LL HAVE A BIG BIRTHDAY FOR YOU. BUT SINCE YOU’RE STILL ONLY 25, YOU’VE STILL GOT FIVE MORE YEARS :D :D :D

HAVE A TON OF GIFS OF PUGS BECAUSE ILU

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Thanks best friend!!! You’re the best. I heart you so much!!!
Maybe in 5 years we can throw a huge 30th birthday bash for both of us combined! You know..since we will both be turning 30 and all, in 5 years.

Side note, I need all of those pugs in my life!! Especially the cute little puppies that are giving each other kisses! So cute. 🐶

Love you! ♡♡💜❤👍💁🍔🍕🍖

😞😔

What? It was funny.

poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

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thesoftghetto:

2ndart:

nohelmet:

bashtin:

10/10

Reblogging for the last one lmao

He wins the internet

I almost choked…

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I died laughing. I thought of vanessamoschella too…so I’m not sure what that says about my character.

I died laughing. I thought of vanessamoschella too…so I’m not sure what that says about my character.