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I have an addiction to make-up and pretty things. I'm also insanely obsessed with my pug.

I post random things, whatever I feel is funny, sarcastic or just what I am feeling at the time. I occasionally live blog. And rant. And I am okay with that. If you don't like it. Don't Follow.
@georgeblahden Hahaha. That’s awesome. I want an interview in a drive thru.

@georgeblahden Hahaha. That’s awesome. I want an interview in a drive thru.

No, I’m certain it was awful.

No, Iā€™m certain it was awful.

When you know you have been around a family for a really long time.. @georgeblahden

When you know you have been around a family for a really long time..

@georgeblahden

Musical swings #greenmountainfalls

Pinky is a bit better. She’s able to stand for about 3 minutes now. She has bruising and swelling but with rest and meds, she will be okay. šŸ˜Š#pugs #vet

Pinky is a bit better. She’s able to stand for about 3 minutes now. She has bruising and swelling but with rest and meds, she will be okay. šŸ˜Š#pugs #vet

Does your carpet bullies you? Go to Miranda’s selp helf sinemar. #hatersbackoff #seriouslyoneofthefunniestshows  #mirandasingsboulder  #selfisteam

Does your carpet bullies you? Go to Miranda’s selp helf sinemar. #hatersbackoff #seriouslyoneofthefunniestshows #mirandasingsboulder #selfisteam

Does your carpet bully you? Go to Miranda’s selp helf tour. #sohilarious #mirandssingsboulder #seriouslyoneofthefunniestshows

Does your carpet bully you? Go to Miranda’s selp helf tour. #sohilarious #mirandssingsboulder #seriouslyoneofthefunniestshows